September 3rd, 2014

Sometimes I hate Futurama… and by hate I mean love but sometimes they have the saddest moments on TV. So here are the five saddest endings (in my opinion) of Futurama.

  1. Fry’s dog, Seymour waiting for Fry outside Panucci’s in “Jurassic Bark” (S04E07)
  2. Yancy naming his son in honor of his brother in “The Luck of the Fryish” (S03E04)
  3. Fry’s Dad revealing why he is so hard on him in “Cold Warriors” (S06E24)
  4. Nibbler sending Fry into Fry’s mother’s dream so he can visit her in “Game Of Tones” (S07E23)
  5. An aged married Fry & Leela deciding to go back in time at the end of the series in “Meanwhile” (S07E26)
A nice little Adventure Time cameo in Futurama (“Leela & the Genestalk).Cute since voice actor, John DiMaggio voices both Bender and Jake.

A nice little Adventure Time cameo in Futurama (“Leela & the Genestalk).
Cute since voice actor, John DiMaggio voices both Bender and Jake.

Futurama: The rest of the Planet Express crew’s first and last spoken lines.

  • Dr Zoidberg (“The Series Has Landed” to “Meanwhile”)
  • Amy Wong (“The Series Has Landed” to “Meanwhile”)
  • Hermes Conrad (“The Series Has Landed” to “Meanwhile”)
  • Scruffy (“Anthology of Interest Part 1” to “Murder On The Planet Express”)
  • Nibbler (“The Day The Earth Stood Stupid” to “Game of Tones”)

Note: as characters both Scruffy and Nibbler make appearances before and after their first and last spoken lines.

Futurama: The first and last spoken lines of each character Part 1:

  • Fry (“Space Pilot 3000” to “Meanwhile”)
  • Leela (“Space Pilot 3000” to “Meanwhile”)
  • Bender (“Space Pilot 3000” to “Meanwhile”)
  • The Professor (“Space Pilot 3000” to “Meanwhile”)

A comparison between Futurama’s pilot episode and season 6, episode 17 “Law & Oracle” Part 2 of 2.

A comparison between Futurama’s Pilot episode and season 6, episode 17 “Law & Oracle” Part 1 of 2

reallyrude:

euoria:

esscence:

madenbrookland:

preppyandclassy:

lost-moonlight:

finding-shanti:

fapwizard:

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

hollllllllllly.

Holy sweet baby jesus



now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.

who is thiss someone message me!!!

he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal

WHO IS THIS

Ahh good old Marlon Brando. Here’s a pic of him before and after his make-up for the Godfather

reallyrude:

euoria:

esscence:

madenbrookland:

preppyandclassy:

lost-moonlight:

finding-shanti:

fapwizard:

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

hollllllllllly.

Holy sweet baby jesus

now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.

who is thiss someone message me!!!

he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal

WHO IS THIS

Ahh good old Marlon Brando. Here’s a pic of him before and after his make-up for the Godfather

(Source: nonsense-world, via pitchblackcheshirecat)

September 2nd, 2014
So I bumped into this post today and while the line in italics made me smirk the line underneath it made me cringe because am I one of the few people who doesn’t think like a rapist? People who attach the hashtag #rapeculture make me think “you know what? you must be a rapist or something because I don’t think like that and I don’t see what you’re seeing so it’s definitely you and not me”. The irony is that I will be using the hashtag.
Now before you get all high and mighty, I’m going to smash down your pretentious little pedestal and shoot your high horse because while I am a guy, I have been a victim of rape. This happened almost ten years ago. I’ve moved on. I still see humour in things. I don’t think the world is jaded. I chose not to let it define me. I understand allusions, metaphors and allegory but if a person is pathetic enough to read into everything as this or that or whatever then you’re going to lead a very sad life. Most people I’ve met that have harped on about rape culture usually are accompanied by one specific line if asked one very apt question:"Have you ever been raped?"9 times out of 10 the answer will be along the lines of “no. but I know someone who was” or “no. but if by that you mean being objectified or ogled then yes I have”.
The fact you said “no” is the answer itself. Anything else that follows is pure justification to allow for their view/s to be forced upon us. Oh look I did rape culture allegory right there.Pure and simple. If your answer is “No” in any way, shape or form then count yourself lucky. A big thumbs up from a rape victim right here y’all. While I can openly talk about it, many can’t. And constantly saying there is a culture around rape is sick. Not just with the rapists but with the thinks-like-a-rapists as well. The anti-rape culture preachers (advocates are fine because they usually aren’t preachy about it).I’m not advocating rape whatsoever. I’m just sick and tired of people seeing things that aren’t there. Destroying innocence because they think they are right. And reading between the lines because they have nothing better to do. Guess what. If you do read between the lines and you’re one of the few who sees something no one else saw, then you’re reading it wrong. I guess if I view the one-liner from a different perspective then sure, I can see what they are getting at but seriously. Get over yourself you pretentious fuck.
Rape happens unfortunately. It’s a societal thing that does need to be stopped but if you’re seeing rape culture in a one-line wisecrack or (as I have posted previously), a children’s movie then you need to go get some help. Especially since if you’re thinking something is rape culture, you need to find out why you’re seeing things like a rapist.

So I bumped into this post today and while the line in italics made me smirk the line underneath it made me cringe because am I one of the few people who doesn’t think like a rapist? People who attach the hashtag #rapeculture make me think “you know what? you must be a rapist or something because I don’t think like that and I don’t see what you’re seeing so it’s definitely you and not me”. The irony is that I will be using the hashtag.

Now before you get all high and mighty, I’m going to smash down your pretentious little pedestal and shoot your high horse because while I am a guy, I have been a victim of rape. This happened almost ten years ago. I’ve moved on. I still see humour in things. I don’t think the world is jaded. I chose not to let it define me. I understand allusions, metaphors and allegory but if a person is pathetic enough to read into everything as this or that or whatever then you’re going to lead a very sad life. Most people I’ve met that have harped on about rape culture usually are accompanied by one specific line if asked one very apt question:

"Have you ever been raped?"

9 times out of 10 the answer will be along the lines of “no. but I know someone who was” or “no. but if by that you mean being objectified or ogled then yes I have”.

The fact you said “no” is the answer itself. Anything else that follows is pure justification to allow for their view/s to be forced upon us. Oh look I did rape culture allegory right there.

Pure and simple. If your answer is “No” in any way, shape or form then count yourself lucky. A big thumbs up from a rape victim right here y’all. While I can openly talk about it, many can’t. And constantly saying there is a culture around rape is sick. Not just with the rapists but with the thinks-like-a-rapists as well. The anti-rape culture preachers (advocates are fine because they usually aren’t preachy about it).

I’m not advocating rape whatsoever. I’m just sick and tired of people seeing things that aren’t there. Destroying innocence because they think they are right. And reading between the lines because they have nothing better to do. Guess what. If you do read between the lines and you’re one of the few who sees something no one else saw, then you’re reading it wrong. I guess if I view the one-liner from a different perspective then sure, I can see what they are getting at but seriously. Get over yourself you pretentious fuck.

Rape happens unfortunately. It’s a societal thing that does need to be stopped but if you’re seeing rape culture in a one-line wisecrack or (as I have posted previously), a children’s movie then you need to go get some help. Especially since if you’re thinking something is rape culture, you need to find out why you’re seeing things like a rapist.

Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)

While it’s sad what’s happening with all the female celebs in the iCloud hack/leak scandal (aka The Fappening), I have a theory that if it happened to male celebrities it would be a whole lot worse. They probably would have got a whole heap of bitcoin if the leaks were of the boys from One Direction, Justin Bieber, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Benedict Cumberbatch, the boys from Supernatural, Channing Tatum, Tom Hiddleston, The Chris Avengers, or the boys from Teen Wolf since not only would some girls/women (and curious straight guys) check it out but so would almost every gay guy and his BFF would be all up in that business.

It would probably break the internet.

Even celebrities get starstruck. 

Here we have singer, Robbie Williams fangirling over the boys from Monty Python and asking for a photo in the Green Room of the Graham Norton Show in 2013. 

(taken from Monty Python: And Now For Something Completely Similar documentary)

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

Is this Michael Bay’s first movie that got him into directing?

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

Is this Michael Bay’s first movie that got him into directing?

(via danfreakindavis)

September 1st, 2014
When you have to nudge your friend when they are faffing about.

When you have to nudge your friend when they are faffing about.

That moment when you’ve made something you’re proud of and that one person say “It’s okay” so you destroy it.

That moment when you’ve made something you’re proud of and that one person say “It’s okay” so you destroy it.

Haha. Funny (from How To Train Your Dragon 2)

Haha. Funny (from How To Train Your Dragon 2)

And a big happy birthday to my Settlers of Catan loving, cuddle crazy, Palmerston North bred friend, Gareth “Gaga” Lamb who has left the 20s behind him officially today. The irony that your last name is lamb and your birthday is the official first day of spring always makes me grin.

And a big happy birthday to my Settlers of Catan loving, cuddle crazy, Palmerston North bred friend, Gareth “Gaga” Lamb who has left the 20s behind him officially today.

The irony that your last name is lamb and your birthday is the official first day of spring always makes me grin.