April 24th, 2014
Awesome. A required page for the non-commonwealth peasants of the world.  Fortunately, I can confirm… New Zealand does not exist. Decades ago, Australia moved some dirt and rocks to the east of them and genetically engineered the animals, plants, birds and Lorde as per the Universal Music Group (known at the time as MCA Records) contract of 1980.  Once completed the Australian Government sent people who only had slight Australian accents to the now named New Zealand (previously known as District 1840N/Z).  Later the British Royal Family (a subsidiary of 20th Century Fox and the BBC) were sent to teach the employees to also speak with slight British accents.  Once every month, the population/employees alternate between New Zealand and Australia so people can be with their families and to fool tourist.But like Narnia, Middle Earth and Hogwarts… New Zealand doesn’t exist and was created solely for Lorde VII-XI-MCMXCVI (the only surviving genetic test subject of her line to date).Anyone who says they are from New Zealand are a paid employee of TimeWarner, Universal Music, 20th Century Fox and the Australian Government.  We are being paid to lie to the world as per our contracts.  The country was “created” solely for the genetic engineering of Lorde and her music.  If my Tumblr disappears over the coming days, I have been “demoted” to another fictitious country … possibly the one created solely for Tom Jones… Wales.Let the truth be known!

Awesome. A required page for the non-commonwealth peasants of the world.  Fortunately, I can confirm… New Zealand does not exist. 

Decades ago, Australia moved some dirt and rocks to the east of them and genetically engineered the animals, plants, birds and Lorde as per the Universal Music Group (known at the time as MCA Records) contract of 1980.  Once completed the Australian Government sent people who only had slight Australian accents to the now named New Zealand (previously known as District 1840N/Z).  Later the British Royal Family (a subsidiary of 20th Century Fox and the BBC) were sent to teach the employees to also speak with slight British accents.  Once every month, the population/employees alternate between New Zealand and Australia so people can be with their families and to fool tourist.

But like Narnia, Middle Earth and Hogwarts… New Zealand doesn’t exist and was created solely for Lorde VII-XI-MCMXCVI (the only surviving genetic test subject of her line to date).

Anyone who says they are from New Zealand are a paid employee of TimeWarner, Universal Music, 20th Century Fox and the Australian Government.  We are being paid to lie to the world as per our contracts.  The country was “created” solely for the genetic engineering of Lorde and her music.  If my Tumblr disappears over the coming days, I have been “demoted” to another fictitious country … possibly the one created solely for Tom Jones… Wales.

Let the truth be known!

(Source: anus, via justlearningasigo)

Have A Nice Day

I bought shoes.  Well I didn’t.  Heather got them for me due to my income supplier and work trial clashing time-wise.  Which was lovely.


And that’s pretty much the highlight.

I’ve been up since 5.30am when I woke up sore and needing to pee.  And caught Jevonte stealing Easter Eggs from the fridge.  So now I have banned them from leaving their room while it’s still dark.

Didn’t hear from Boo today which is okay.  Hopefully she is laxxing out and she did have choir tonight.

Gaga is back in Auckland or as his Facebook says, for a couple of weeks.  Is he moving back to the sandtrap?  Possibly but that will be his problem really since he feels he can’t make it in Auckland.  Problem is… if you can’t make it in one place why does one think they can make it somewhere else.

I did find an apt meme for him though.

I also did speak with Grant last night which was cool.  It’s been a while and was a nice catch up.  

My achy want it to breaky tooth is back. Ugh.  If I sleep now, it should be fine.

Shows watched:

  • The Middle 5x19 ”The Wind Chimes” - 2.5/5
  • Suburgatory 3x10 ”No, You Can’t Sit with Us” - 3.5/5
  • Mixology 1x09 ”Dominic & Kacey” - 2/5
  • The 100 1x06 ”His Sister’s Keeper” - 2/5
  • Reign 1x19 ”Toy Soldiers” - 3/5
  • Modern Family 5x20 ”Australia” - 3/5
  • The Soup (episode dated 23/4/2014)

Blog title reference:Have a Nice Day by the Stereophonics

Koening wasn't a howling commando... just so you know. That was Tripp's grandfather they were talking about.
Asketh - purple-platypuses

I should have been more specific.  I was basing my “grumpiness” on the comic book version of Koenig who is a Commando.  Therefore logic dictates that Koenig would have kicked Ward’s arse in my mind. Especially since the level of clearance he had.  Much like Coulson really.

Buuut… I am aware that the AoS version is not a Commando.

PS: I’m a Kiwi hence the use of arse instead of ass.

April 23rd, 2014

SPOILERS: There is no fucking way Agent Ward could have killed Eric Koenig.  He’s a fucking Howling Commando for god sakes.

Edit: So I mean seriously. Koenig is a Howling Commando in the comic books.  I realise he isn’t in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and is only a Level 6 but still he should have been able to kick Ward’s arse.

Happy

I got a job trial today. Well it’s on Sunday but yeah.
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Completely right place, right time and it’s second chance redux. Which is awesome.
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I have to say I’m rather happy about it. Which is odd because I’m usually all cunty but I need a fresh start and while most people will see it as beneath them… I don’t care. It’s a new beginning.
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Also caught up with Boo today and we went to some stupid pretentious cafe on K Road. She got herself a steak. Portion was huge but it took 35 minutes to get to us and we were the only ones there.

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I didn’t like it because I’ve had mussels there and there were baby crabs in there.
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Seriously. Baby crabs should not be in mussels. And there were also barnacles. Which means… this place, the Tapas place at Elliott Stables and the Occidental all get their mussels from the same place and it is not a mussel farm. Ever so often, one of the mussels will taste sewery/silty and makes me feel queezy.  

I guess I’m spoiled being from a surf/seafood town but I have yet to find a good place that sells mussels that don’t have baby crabs or barnacles.

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The TARDIS reference on Agents of SHIELD was neat though.
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Blog title reference: Happy by Pharrell Williams

Agents of SHIELD (Spoilers)

Agent Simmons says the best line in the show so far but I may be bias in saying that.

Blackout has made it into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The Big Bang Theory

Ever wonder what the pictures that appear in “The Big Bang Theory” opening credits were?  

Well wonder no more.

April 22nd, 2014

What happens when an actor of a cancelled show is left home alone… some things they just can’t seem to let go of.

Help Yourself

April 22. Today was quiet.

The M2 and Munky went to The Lego Movie

Obviously them being 8, 5 and 4 they were accompanied by their grandfather and the M2’s father, John (who was told he had to shower… seriously, what adult needs to be reminded to have basic hygiene. It’s weird.)

Which meant that Heather and I had the house to ourselves for four hours.

Boy was it a party up in here y’all.

No. It wasn’t. We relaxed and made bread and then she kept getting more and more sick throughout the day. I on the other was a bouncing bundle of unbounciness.

I did head back to the Lodge for what is probably one of the final days I have there. One more rent payment and I’m out of there. It had been good apart from the masses upon masses of bugs. But Avondale isn’t too bad. A bit poory for me but not too bad. It’s odd the difference between Blockhouse and Avondale. It was nice to have the train station so close though.

I ended up really liking riding the train.

This is probably going to have to go up tomorrow since Tumblr is maintaining itself.

Oh yay. It’s up-ish.


Blog title reference: Help Yourself by Tony Ferrino

Here we have the Ashmore Twins appearing on their respective shows on the same day (in the US) but on different channels obviously.

Aaron Ashmore in Warehouse 13 and Shawn Ashmore in The Following

April 21st, 2014

Jenna Maroney

Every now and then I smile because I realise how similar I am to Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock… and then sometimes she reminds me of Boo

"A harlot is a harlot"David De Lautour on Once Upon a Time.  So many Kiwis and Aussies appear in this show.  It’s awesome

"A harlot is a harlot"

David De Lautour on Once Upon a Time.  So many Kiwis and Aussies appear in this show.  It’s awesome


It’s Raining Again

Easter Monday was the balls.
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I have a tooth ache which is odd because I didn’t eat that much chocolate on Sunday and I’m not manstrating. So I’ve been rather bitchy and moody and bitchy and moody today. Now my ear feels blocked and I have a headache behind my left ear.
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Apart from that nothing much else happened. It did rain a little bit today. Like showery. And it was kinda cold. I’m not too much of a fan of cold but I prefer it over hot. That’s because I’m a heater.
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I watched Gwen Stacy die today though. Which may be a spoiler for those who haven’t seen the movie. The thing is it’s not really a spoiler since she died in the comics over 40 years ago. I did like how they did it and it made me realise that Emma Stone is rather pretty.
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And Andrew Garfield was in an episode of Doctor Who as well. Or was it two.  I forget.
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I found I have a papercut.  On my thumb.  I don’t know where it came from.  I do know it wasn’t done by a renegade piece of toast.

Tomorrow is Tuesday.  I wonder what tomorrow will bring.
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Blog title reference: It’s Raining Again by Supertramp

Spoilers:  It finally happened (Amazing Spider-Man 2).

Just under 41 years apart.